Here on the heirloom quality skull-shaped island, our craftsmanship runs amok--
from core geek accessories like the Towers and Entropy Engines you love, to unique one-offs and limited
run products that are here one moment and gone the next. So check back often. You never know what
we'll be letting loose into the world (and frankly, sometimes they just escape).
Currently, we offer: Gift Certificates, Curiosities, Game Aides, and Wooden Weapon Art.
Click on the thumbnail of each item for more information about it.
Gift Certificates
Tangible reminders of good things to come! Click here for full details.
Gift Coins
$50 and $100
Gift Coins
Geek Chic gift certificates are a pleasure to give and receive... Because they're money.
Individually minted, two inch diameter, dual-sided metal coins in $50 and $100 denominations.
You can flip 'em in the air and call heads or tails, use them as counters, collect new ones
as they come out, save them up in a Depository box, and exchange them for customizable furniture from Geek Chic.
You (or generous patrons of your game-related furnishing goals) can purchase them off the site in any number you like.
To exchange them, simply mail them to us:
Geek Chic
711 100th St SE
Everett, WA 98208
If you are exchanging a large amount, we recommend you contact us and let us know you are sending them via certified mail.
Change
If your purchase leaves five dollars or less remaining on a gift coin, we'll give you your change in cash. Anything over five dollars becomes store credit.
The Depository
$25-$35 (redeemable!)
$10 engraving!
The Depository
Yes, we have heard your numerous requests for a gift registry for your birthdays, weddings,
holiday times, and expected child(ren)... The Depository is our answer.
The Depository is two things: literally, it's a coin bank the cost of which can
be redeemed towards Geek Chic goods. Symbolically, it's a little piece of Geek Chic to hang
on to until you achieve the real thing.
Easy to use! You can put the Depository on your desk, give it to your spouse, use it as a GM
bribe box, or put in on the gift table at a geek wedding. Simply store your growing pile of
coins inside until you're ready to place your deposit, then redeem the coins and the code on
the bottom of the box with Geek Chic-- and start building your Emissary*.
*The word "Emissary" may be exchanged for any other customizable Geek Chic piece,
or combination of pieces listed in the Furniture section. You may use Gift Coins in the
Shop The Labs section as well!
$25 Bamboo, $35 Cherry, Maple, or Walnut.
$10 for engraving!
Game Aides
Geek accessories for your favorite pasttime: from cards, to minis, to dicefighting.
The Tower
$85
The Tower
Not just any dice tower! The Tower takes design cues from the ruins of
fortresses of old. Toss your dice into the top and they tumble down
over broken beams, ejecting into the long dry moat with a satisfying
sound to provide truly random results. Shown in walnut and maple.
Our standard hangs over the gate— custom standards are $15. Please
email custom requests to sales@geekchichq.com
along with a black & white image and your shipping address.
$85
Entropy Engine
$85
Entropy Engine
A folding, portable dice tower. Internal pegs provide randomization on all
three axes— because we know you care. Simply stand the entropy engine up in its
case for dice rolling, and lay it back down when the game is done. You can also
leave the dice inside for perfect travel storage! Shown here in walnut (darker)
and cherry (lighter). Entropy Engines come lined with your choice of Burgundy or Green velvet.
Custom engraving ranges $15-$30. Please email engraving requests to
sales@geekchichq.com, along with an
image and your shipping address, for an accurate quote.
$85
Deck Flask - preorder!
For the discerning gamer. Add 3 1/4 ounces of discretion and style to
your addiction of choice! Holds approximately 70 sleeved cards. Shown
here in walnut.
Custom engraving ranges $15-$30. Please email engraving requests to
sales@geekchichq.com, along with an
image and your shipping address, for an accurate quote.
$25 Add to Cart
Deck Box - preorder!
Step one: Put your decks in a box. These handmade walnut deck boxes hold
8 3/4" of cards. They have a sliding lid, four removable maple dividers so you
can keep your decks in order, and a burgundy velvet lining. As an extra bonus,
we've designed them to fit on top of each other— so you can literally stack
your decks.
Custom engraving ranges $15-$30. Please email engraving requests to
sales@geekchichq.com, along with an
image and your shipping address, for an accurate quote.
$85 Add to Cart
Command Stick
$75
Command Stick
Draw your armies across the battlefield in style. Gain that kriegspiel
feeling as you manipulate your figures with the civility and restraint of a bygone
era. Shown in walnut and maple, cherry available.
$75
Cribbage Board
$85 (Sold out)
Cribbage Board
Here at Geek Chic, we know that cribbage has a rich geek tradition,
with enthusiasts including alpha-geek Benjamin Franklin! This board
aims to be worthy of that tradition.
At 16" long, 4" wide, and 2" thick, this board is
substantial. Oversized 3/16" peg holes and 2" pins complete
its respectable feel. Choose from 2 styles of pins! Shown in walnut,
with maple inlays.
$85 (Sold out)
Dice Box
(Retired)
Dice Box
It's time to give up the Crown Royal Bag. Store your dice and other
small pieces elegantly! Portable and well-designed, these handmade
boxes can have velvet lining and a series of dividers. Customized
lids are available as well!
(Retired)
Wooden Weapon Art
Give a boy a stick, and they'll make a weapon. By which we mean,
we hand our shop guys lumber all the time— we should have seen this coming!
We think you'll love these wooden weapons as much as we do. Each item is
hand-crafted from the same hardwood we use for our tables, and each item
has its own special character.
These pieces are intended for display. Whether in service as the ultimate
cubicle decoration, the perfect wall art for your game room, or the finishing
touch on a cosplay triumph, our wooden weapons will not disappoint. When pressed
to more rugged service, they may fail you. Consider yourself warned!
Bokken
$25
Bokken
We've got some options for you here. Walnut, cherry, or maple swords, at 20", 36", or 42" of length, all at the same price. (Why? Because it honestly takes us about the same amount of time, and false upcharging is silly.)
Let us stress again that these are not intended for actual martial arts practice.
$25
Gladius
$80
Gladius
THIS! IS! SPARTA!
"Gladius" is the Latin word for "sword". They came in many shapes, and many sizes— but we're partial to the classic military issue. So this is our gladius. There are many like it, and this one could be yours.
$80
Hero Sword
$90
Hero Sword
Princesses get into scrapes, Heroes got to pry 'em out. Do your prying with this elegant lever.
Our hero swords are 47" long, and 9.5" wide at the hilt.
$90
Blazing Sword
Now, if this were made of metal, you'd think, "You could never actually use this sword." But we've one-upped you: it's made of wood, so you could really, really, never actually, use this sword.
(On the other hand, dragons are known art afficionados, so there is a good chance you could trade it for your life.)
$135 Add to Cart
Sinbad Sword
Should you face a hungry Cyclops, a swooping Roc, an evil Caliph, or a boring day at work, the
Sinbad Sword will serve you tirelessly through countless voyages. (Well; not countless. Seven.
Exactly seven. But you will look so very dashing.)
$60 Add to Cart
Axe
Every dwarf needs a good axe. For the courageous, bold, and bearded men and women of the mountain hall, we give you this beauty of a double-headed axe.
$95 Add to Cart
Mace
Some people use pepper spray. Others choose... Mace.
$95 Add to Cart
Dark Lord's mace
Fancy rings are nice and all, but sometimes you just need a beat stick.
$150 Add to Cart
The Claw
Clever girl! Any raptor worth its tiny arms would be proud to have talons like our claw dagger.
$45 Add to Cart
The Cleaver
Named after June Cleaver, who defended her household with it versus the werewolf rotarians in Season 3 Episode 13.
$40 Add to Cart
Kukri
$45
Kukri
The kukri is the traditional Nepalese sidearm. Where Jonathan Harker got one, we'll never know, but it's
also the original Dracula-slayer. Cover all your bases with a kukri and a wooden stake in one!
Kukris are 15.5" long. Choose from walnut, maple, cherry, or bamboo.
$45
Kukri Set
$80
Kukri Set
On the other hand, you're not allowed on the set of Big Trouble In Little China
without half a dozen or so of these things. Especially if you're on Lo Pan's side. Why
not pick up a set, just to be sure?
Kukris are 15.5" long. Choose from walnut, maple, cherry, or bamboo.
$80
The Knifilus
Like Jules Vernes' famed ship, the Nautilus, but in the form of a 21.5" knife.
When Captain Nemo cut the throats of Englishmen desecrators, we like to think he used one of these.
$50 Add to Cart
The Blazing Knife
The spiritual accompanimant to the Blazing Sword.
In the event that you are silly enough to trade The Blazing Sword to a dragon,
may we recommend being smart enough to carry a Blazing Knife.
$50 Add to Cart
The Quest
Just think of us like a strange cave-dwelling old man in a video game. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." We're full of good advice.
$45 Add to Cart
The Knife of Specifically Questionable Use
$60
Add to Cart
The Knife of Specifically Questionable Use
And when we say specifically questionable, realize that we aren't asking whether or not this knife has a use. We are specifically Not Asking what use you'll put it to.
$60 Add to Cart
The Tracker
Based on a multi-purpose survival knife, The Tracker's utilitarian hunting shape says it all: cutting, chopping, carving, splitting, scoring, scraping, notching... Lucky for us all, cosplay is this weapon's most dangerous game.
$60 Add to Cart
