8 Hour Stool - Deposit
8 HOUR STOOL
PATENTED BUTT-HUGGING TECHNOLOGY
Any furniture maker will tell you that chairs are incredibly difficult to make. These things are expensive. It's not reverse psychology when we tell you that they're not for everyone But for those of you who asked and asked, here are the chairs for your lifetime.
What innovation could Geek Chic bring to the chair? They had to be beautiful, durable, and above all, comfortable. The result: even skeptical backsides are won over by the most comfortable wooden stool in existence, The 8 Hour Stool.
All 8 Hour Stools have a scoop in the seat so your back side doesn't fall asleep and a gentle slope downward behind your knees, so your blood supply doesn't get cut off to your legs--Yes, that's why you start shifting around in those other stools!
Every 8 Hour Stool includes:
- Choice of wood
- Conversion varnish
- Choice of height
- A Geek Chic Valet*
*The Geek Chic Valet is your geek furniture expert and advocate, here to help you make informed decisions as you optimize your order after placing your deposit.
CHOOSING YOUR SIZE
Open the SEATING PRICING GUIDE to peruse sizes and associated cost.
- Stools have a seat height ranging from 12'' - 36''.
- 12'' - 22'' high stools have no additional foot rest.
- 24'' - 36'' high stools have an additional foot rest.
Your Valet will assist you with making sure you get the size the will fit you best!
Geek Chic furniture is all hand-crafted from strong, straight-grained hardwoods, sourced from certified sustainable forests.
To help you choose, your Valet will send you a packet of wood samples for you to peruse in the natural light of your intended space.
These woods are included in pricing:
These woods are upgrades to pricing:
GEEK KNOWLEDGE: Stain? Not if we can help it!
FAS grade lumber is the top industry standard grade of lumber used for high-end furniture. Being the wood geeks we are, we have a created a specialty "Geek Chic grade" of even higher quality lumber that does not need to be stained. (Although you may add-on stain should you choose.) All the images you see on this website are not stained unless specifically stated. You are seeing the quality of our lumber with a clear conversion varnish sealant-- no stain is covering up inferior grades of wood!
Conversion varnish is the clear finish most commonly used in the high-end furniture market. This unsung hero of the finish world is extremely durable, and rated for heavy use. Its a little tricky to apply, but it is worth it. Unlike lacquers and polyurethanes, conversion varnish is completely water-resistant, so you needn’t worry about water, wine or hot beverage stains!Conversion varnish is also a dream to clean-just use mild soap and water and a non-abrasive cloth. Gamer-proof!
GEEK KNOWLEDGE: Household Chemicals Tests show that conversion varnish has no visual effect to Household Ammonia, Vinegar, Lemon Juice, 50% Ethyl Alcohol, Red Ink, Oil Base Paint, Latex Emulsion Paint, VM&P Naphtha, Turpentine, Orange Crayon, Carbon Tetrachloride, 10% Sodium Carbonate Solution, Water, and Grease--Conversion varnish is a superior coating to any brand of varnish, lacquer, or polyurethane!
The part you sit on is called the scoop. The scoop is what makes all of our chairs so amazingly comfortable-- the shape not only supports your bottom, but also tips your pelvis into what the World Health Organization refers to as a 'proper seated position'. We're serious about butt-hugging technology!
No cup holders for you!
Our seating doesn't come with cup holders or any other attachments. You are human. You like to move. Your legs will run into anything you sticks out from your chair. Beverages are liquid. Liquid will spill if not treated right. If you adjust your chair in any way, and there is a beverage attached to it, it will likely slop over the sides of you glass. This is for your own good, please do not ask your Valet if you can attach cup holders onto your chair.
$300 reserves your place in line. 8 Hour Stools average between $325 ~ $650 per chair.
If you would like a more targeted home delivery estimate or more in depth furniture information, email firstname.lastname@example.org and let us know:
- The piece of furniture you are interested in.
- The size you are interested in.
- Where you live.
- And throw in any other questions you may have :)