GM's Valet - Deposit
THE GM'S VALET
Because evil geniuses need minions.
Game Masters know campaigns hinge on logistics. And who better to handle your resources than the perfect minion?
The GM's Valet is your trusted aide de camp. It is organized and always at hand, ready with the essentials to assist you in guiding adventures, testing heroes, and building the legends your friends will recount for decades.
This particular piece is right on the line between storage and a desk. It will hold all your supporting materials-- maps, character sheets and other filing, books-- and allow you to reference and create while you're sitting at your gaming table. Just roll up your personal library and get to storytelling.
Every GM's Valet includes:
- Choice of 6 sizes
- Choice of wood
- Conversion varnish
- Drawer(s) 3" depth
- Library shelf 13" high x 11 3/4" deep
- File storage
- Wheels (so it can move!)
- Rail System docking rails
- A Geek Chic Valet*
- Accessories are available to add-on.
*The Geek Chic Valet is your geek furniture expert and advocate, here to help you make informed decisions as you optimize your order after placing your deposit.
CHOOSING YOUR SIZE
Open the GM's VALET PRICING GUIDE and on the first page you will see the Size Guide matrix and each sizes associated cost. The cost of the included features are based on the size you choose.
There are 2 heights and 3 widths to choose from.
Your Valet will assist you with making sure you get the size the will fit your space and most importantly your collection!
Geek Chic furniture is all hand-crafted from strong, straight-grained hardwoods, sourced from certified sustainable forests.
To help you choose, your Valet will send you a packet of wood samples for you to peruse in the natural light of your intended space.
These woods are included in pricing:
These woods are upgrades to pricing:
GEEK KNOWLEDGE: Stain? Not if we can help it!
FAS grade lumber is the top industry standard grade of lumber used for high-end furniture. Being the wood geeks we are, we have a created a specialty "Geek Chic grade" of even higher quality lumber that does not need to be stained. (Although you may add-on stain should you choose.) All the images you see on this website are not stained unless specifically stated. You are seeing the quality of our lumber with a clear conversion varnish sealant-- no stain is covering up inferior grades of wood!
Conversion varnish is the clear finish most commonly used in the high-end furniture market. This unsung hero of the finish world is extremely durable, and rated for heavy use. Its a little tricky to apply, but it is worth it. Unlike lacquers and polyurethanes, conversion varnish is completely water-resistant, so you needn’t worry about water, wine or hot beverage stains!Conversion varnish is also a dream to clean-just use mild soap and water and a non-abrasive cloth. Gamer-proof!
GEEK KNOWLEDGE: Household Chemicals Tests show that conversion varnish has no visual effect from Household Ammonia, Vinegar, Lemon Juice, 50% Ethyl Alcohol, Red Ink, Oil Base Paint, Latex Emulsion Paint, VM&P Naphtha, Turpentine, Orange Crayon, Carbon Tetrachloride, 10% Sodium Carbonate Solution, Water, or Grease--Conversion varnish is a superior coating to any brand of varnish, lacquer, or polyurethane!
The GMV has a pair of hidden wheels that allow you to roll your GMV up to the table and then back against the wall when you are done. Because everything is better when it comes to you. (Pizza, doctors, the circus... The Mountain.)
The top of the GM's Valet flips down and transforms the whole piece into a campaign desk.
A roomy 13'' high bookshelf at the bottom is, sized perfectly for game manuals!
Piles are not a system-- they're a symptom. Get your papers off the shelves and floor and put them into some file folders. And label those folders. And then put them in your GMV.
Your furniture's utility belt. The Rail system allows you to add accessories to the sides of the GM's Valet, like cupholders and dice rolling bins.
Legal and Letter
The GM's Valets are built to include 1, 2, or 4 drawers, with optional dividers, depending which file style you choose! Talk to your Geek Chic valet if you have any questions about configuration.
The GM's Valet comes with a library shelf at the bottom, which is perfect for player manuals, binders, and other reference materials. However, if you do not need the library shelf, and the materials you wish to store would be better suited by a drawer, you can add on 3 or 6 more drawers, depending on the style of your GM's Valet.
$800 reserves your place in line. GM's Valets average between $2100 ~ $3900 depending on size and options chosen.
GM's Valets are currently home delivered and average between $210 - $470 to the lower 48 United States.
If you would like a more targeted home delivery estimate or more in depth furniture information, email email@example.com and let us know:
- The piece of furniture you are interested in.
- The size you are interested in.
- Where you live.
- And throw in any other questions you may have :)